
I initially thought of all Indian cities as filthy and chaotic. My presumption has proved correct, and Jodhpur (ahhh, Rajasthan’s ‘blue city’) was no different. Hotels, of course, offer a refuge from the madness outside. One night my hotel arranged a 30-minute Ayurvedic massage, for which I had heard mixed reviews but thought was worth a try. Next thing I know, I’m lying naked, face up, lights on, with an Indian man skimming my oiled body from head to toe with his hands, in quick figure eights. It was awkward, and my discomfort seized any effort at entertaining relaxing thoughts. Thirty minutes went by pretty quickly – then it was Matt’s turn, but I offered no hints of what lay in store (how cruel!). I didn’t want to spoil this special cultural experience for Matt. We had a good laugh of it.